Unintentional humor -- often tragicomic

[Nelson3]

http://en.mercopress.com/2009/09/29/...is-over-cubans -are-told-to-work-harder-and-solve-their-problems <br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">The party is over: Cubans are told to work harder and solve their problems</h1>People must contribute with ideas and solutions to overcome
deficiencies in the economy said the historical Cuban leader during a
tour of the island adding that “Cubans should not expect ‘daddy
government’ to come and solve problems and feed them as chicks in the
nest, with their open mouths ‘here is your food baby’; the party is
over”.</span>
Cubans are currently being asked to participate in a round of
brainstorming at workplaces and neighborhood gatherings to discuss ways
to address the island’s serious economic problems and shortages. Recent
speeches by President Raul Castro are being used as a study material to
stimulate the sessions.


Valdes said “everybody has to work, everybody has to contribute, and
everybody must come up with ideas and solutions”. However since most
Cubans receive low salaries they are highly dependent on the State from
housing and maintenance, to such simple things as items needed for a
child’s birthday party</span></span></font>.............</span>

[Michael]

From the Whites according to their abilities to the nonwhites according to their perceived needs! Too many nonwhites being supported by far too few Whites. Communism is the ideal system for nonwhites (with a White "elite" help) to exploit Whites.


When Cuba would allow boatlifts the first boats off would often be full of nonwhites that had to be rescued while it took the Whites longer to build boats but they could often get all the way to Florida.


Whites produce while many nonwhites retard production.

[Nelson3]

Michael, that was a racist© remark![img]smileys/smiley32.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

GOOD NEWS, everybody -- North Korea isn't communist anymore! (Thanks, Robert.)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...cle-1216779/No rth-Korea-calls-time-Communism-ideals-hard-fulfil.html
<h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">North Korea calls time on Communism as ideals are 'hard to fulfil'</h1>Hey, do you think they've been studying spin science (a.k.a. jive talkin') with the ameriKan commissars?


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[Nelson3]

Early today I got this link

http://newsaxon.org

from a friend who's crazy about the site. He's hustling me to start using it, its forum included, but I don't know as I will. Sorry, but I think blindly pro-Hitler/Nazi/Odinist (etc.) stuff is the best possible way to turn off the people we most ant to attract....

I wrote back "Looks intriguing, but they're already stupid for using images of Vikings in their nameplate." (How easily we forget that Vikings were the scourge of the rest of our European race for 3 centuries.)

Totally unrelated..... while looking for an old book of mine published by McLaughlin &amp; Reilly....... this language freak idly checked the history of the name McLaughlin just now:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochlann
<br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">..........In the modern Gaelic and Welsh (</span><i style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Llychlyn[/i]) languages it signifies </span>Scandinavia, and more specifically </span>Norway. In </span>Irish Gaelic, the adjectival noun 'Lochlannach' (person belonging to Lochlann) has the additional sense of 'robber/raider/marauder'.</span></span>

Thank you, liberal commie gew Wikipedians, for continuously upping the octane of my efforts to raise healthy white pride and self-awareness!
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[Nelson3]

http://rawstory.com/2010/02/justice-...-seeks-applica nts-mental-retardation/
<h2 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Justice Department seeking lawyers with ‘mental retardation’</h2> By Sahil Kapur</span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"> Monday, February 8th, 2010 -- 1:35 pm</span>

[Nelson3]

http://www.spiegel.de/international/.../0,1518,683966, 00.html
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03/17/2010</span></h5><h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">The Führer Cult</h1>
<h2 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Germans Cringe at Hitler's Popularity in Pakistan</h2>
By Hasnain Kazim in Islamabad, Pakistan
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I guess you'd call this tragi-tragic: in the midst of an exciting interview with Normansky Finkelsteinbergovich, a news report by a negress with Russian name and accent!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

From about 14:00 on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLB8D...;NR=1&amp;feat ure=fvwp
<h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">CrossTalk: Norman Finkelstein vs. Israel</h1>
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[Nelson3]

AmRen:<br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Police: Women Between Ages 14-30 Involved in Massive North Side Fight, WPXI-TV (Pittsburgh); <a href="http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2010/05/police_women_be.php#comments" target="_blank">
6comments</a>


Fight left the ground littered with hair weaves and wigs, hairbands and bracelets.</font>

[Michael]

An article entitled "Hallmark card declared racist by idiot NAACP leaders"

Idiocracy..it ain’t just a movie! Apparently it’s a federal law that in order to qualify as a civil rights activist your IQ can be no higher than 60. Out in Los Angeles, a bunch of simple minded “civil rights leaders” denounced a Hallmark greeting card as racist, saying it was demeaning to black women because it talks about outer space.

I’m NOT making this up.

It’s a card people buy to send to kids that are graduating, and it features a couple cartoon characters, who “speak” when you open the card up. On the front the card says “You’re graduating…well then, it’s time to let the world know what’s coming.” When you open the card, the inside says “But not only the world. Nooooo! We’re talking the entire solar system!” And “Watch out Saturn! This grad is going to run rings around you!” Then, on the tiny speaker, you hear the cartoon characters start talking: “And you black holes…you’re so ominous! And planets – watch your back!”

We’ve already been told by a couple cretins in Dallas – one a judge! – that “black holes” is racist terminology. Now we learn that it refers to black women, and that when white people talk about black holes in the universe, they’re really talking about black whores. Because, as we all know, the Milky Way is just crawling with black whores!

http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/...ds/2010/06/03/ hallmark-card-declared-racist-by-idiot-naacp-leaders/

[Michael]

An article entitled "Don’t let your kids read the Constitution!"

Their tender eyes and ears may not be ready to handle such hateful material!

Folks, nearly every week I run across a story that makes me think that finally, I’ve seen it all, and political correctness and all this garbage about “racism” can’t get any worse. That we’ve finally hit bottom, and people are going to start coming to their senses. Like the “racist” Hallmark card I blogged about the other day. I thought “it can’t be any more ridiculous than this.” Of course, I’ve thought that several times before, only to run across an even more outrageous story just a few days later. And sure enough, it’s happened again. Amazon is selling a small book that contains the texts of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Articles of Confederation. And – are you read for this? In the front of the book is a disclaimer saying the material may not be suitable for children because it’s not PC! I’m NOT making this up!

http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/...ds/2010/06/09/ dont-let-your-kids-read-the-constitution/

[Michael]

An article entitled "Obama administration claims PA Amish are "polluting Washington DC" !?!?!?!"

The anti-white bigotry of the Obama administration was in full view yesterday, as the administration accused Amish people of polluting the environment in Washington DC.


In what sounds like a comedy skirt, the Obama administration dispatched regulators to "educate" Amish people on pollution. The Obama administration claims the Amish are polluting the environment by using horse manure as fertilizer. This horse manure is then carried to Washington DC via the Potomac River.


This is not a joke!!! This is a real story!

Perhaps Obama is angry that the horse manure lobby didn’t donate any money to his presidential campaign, while companies making chemical fertilizer did.


This is the same administration that barred foreign countries from assisting in the BP oil spill for four months, while authorizing deadly untested "dispersant" chemicals to be dumped into the ocean. Now toxic rain is destroying crops along the coast of Mississippi and Alabama and making people sick!


Weird Al Yankovich couldn’t have written a joke about the Amish this absurd.

http://cofcc.org/2010/07/obama-admin...claims-pa-amis h-are-polluting-washington-dc/

[Nelson3]

Oh, please, Mr. Jim, ell us something nice! [img]smileys/smiley19.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley5.gif[/img]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE27-RoMdcQ
<h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" id="watch-line-title">Jim Rogers on CNBC 7/1/10
</span></h1>LATER. 2 links in the same BLN pile!

</span><br style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">


<div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" ="title">The Federal Reserve Becomes Most Profitable Bank In History
</div>
The </span><em style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Financial Times [/i]reports the financial crisis has helped the U.S. Federal Reserve become the </span>most profitable bank in history.</span>



<div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" ="title">Could the U.S. central bank go broke?
</div>

The
U.S. Federal Reserve's journey to the outer limits of monetary policy
is raising concerns about how hard it will be to withdraw trillions of
dollars in stimulus from the banking system when the time is right.</span>



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[Nelson3]

Patriot P.A. writes:


Ha. Perusing recent news on silver (Ag) I see that Kitco's automatic news aggregater has confused physical silver with a NYC sheklemonger.

http://www.kitcosilver.com/

links to this article:

<A>Silver's wrong on rent</A>
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion...nists/silver_w rong_on_rent_D2ef7OwTztKCI20N3AtULK


I reply:


Oh -- big crisis -- here's an instant article by me to fill the gap!


Kitco apologizes for inadvertent hate


Kitco, a dealer in precious metals known for its website and up-to-the-minute charting of the metals' value, has issued a "most sincere and abject" apology to the Jewish community in the wake of its automatic news aggregator'sblundering online libel of Sheldon "Shelly" Silver, Speaker of the New York General Assembly.


On April 17 the New York Post published an article on Mr. Silver'smaneuvering todeny landlords partial relief from rent control during the downturn. Kitco's site mistook the story, "Silver's wrong on rent", as being one on the metal's chart behavior, and added it to its news feed.


This falsely implied that members of the Jewish community are specially fixated on money, an antisemitic canard already debunked by the Grand Kehilla's famous cnvention in Spain in 1491 at which Grand Rabbi Morty Schlaupnitzer declared "it isforeverdisproved that Jews are good withgelt or interested in it."


Kitcoalso apologized for having critcized Mr. Silver's legislative work. The Post has expressed "profound grief and regret" about having been implicated in thelinking the Speaker with a site and commodity which could be construed asemblematic of greed.


Kitco and the Post have offered to atone by planting a tree in Israel and paying Speaker Silver reparations infive figures, but he is understandably holding out for six.



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[Nelson4]

"All debris should be treated with a great reverence and respect"

Flotsam from Japanese tsunami reaches West Coast
http://www.charter.net/news/read.php...org%3E&ps=1011

[Nelson4]

Sony Ordered To Pay Damages After Brazilian Song Calling Black Woman “Stinking Beast” Is Deemed Racist
http://amren.com/news/2012/01/sony-o...o-pay-damages/

[Nelson4]

at amren.com

Macon Easter Egg Hunt Canceled after Past Violence, Atlanta Journal Constitution
12 Comments
In the past, several children were “trampled on” by parents.

[Nelson4]

NNT

German firefighters tackle obese corpse cremation blaze

Rising obesity figures in Germany have become a cause of concern for crematorium owners as increasing body weights take their toll on equipment.

Concerns were made public after a crematorium in western Germany failed to control a fire which occurred during the funeral of a man who weighed 440 pounds.

After fighting the blaze for four hours, firemen determined the temperature of the furnace reached some 600 degrees celsius causing damage to the crematorium’s chimney.

Read more: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/ne...#ixzz1t6oYjcAW

[Michael]

An article entitled "Media silent as Obama tells fainting supporters to get help from 'paralegals'"

http://www.examiner.com/article/medi...rom-paralegals

[Nelson4]

Truth, please -- is this gewraldo Rivera book title the biggest laugh you've had all week?

http://www.amazon.com/The-Great-Prog.../dp/B005Q656YS
The Great Progression: How Hispanics Will Lead America to a New Era of Prosperity

[Nelson4]

"paid informers who used their cash from the authorities to fund neo-Nazi activities" -- GUFFAW!!!!!

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/265d281e-b...#axzz2SbrcxTK2
Neo-Nazi murder trial delayed after judge is accused of bias

Article wrings its pious hands about how embarrassed the German knockoff govt is by this affair, but how not to laugh? Check the perp's defiant smirk and posture. Oh -- the court "was protected by 500 police to defend it against possible demonstrations." Yeah, free speech is so lethal, isn't it?

[Michael]

An article entitled "Bill Gates Praises Nearly All-White Class: "Every Classroom Could Look Like That""

The classroom appears to have a student body made up of about 14 blonde and 8 brunet white kids. (There seems to be one black student on the edge of one shot, but he doesn't seem to show up in other shots -- this video could represent multiple classes.)

Bill ends his video about Johnston High at 7:58 with the assertion:

every classroom could look like that

http://www.vdare.com/posts/bill-gate...look-like-that