'Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa, and All through the 'Hood
All the negroes were restless and up to no good ...
This ditty was published in "Citizens Informer" some years ago, was thoroughly hilarious. Anybody got the rest of the poem?
Merry Christmas 2005!
Google does -- and dishes in up in point-five-four seconds!
If this isn't it there's at least one other Kwanzaa version there, because this page is from a master library (or trashcan) of"839 versions of the classic poem, including headers from most of the posts and credits when available. The versions range from innocent and cute to vulgar and obscene, so read at your own discretion." I've left in the hints of unnice words BECAUSE THAT'S HOW "MAULANA KARENGA" TYPES TALK WHEN THEY THINK WE'RE NOT LISTENING.
Glad you read our worthy sister publication the Citizens Informer, George! /\/.
'Twas the night before Kwanzaa and all through the 'hood,
Maulana Karenga was up to no good.
He'd tortured a 'hoe and spent time in jail.
He needed a new scam that just wouldn't fail.
("So what if I stuck some b*tch's toe in a vice?
Nobody said revolution was nice!")
The Sixties were over. Now what would he do?
Why, he went back to school - now he's "Dr." to you!
He once ordered shootouts at UCLA
Now he teaches n****r studies just miles away.
Then to top it all off, the good Doctor's new plan
Was to get rid of Christmas and p*ss off The Man.
Karenga invented a fake holiday.
He called the thing Kwanzaa. "Hey, what's that you say?
"You don't get what's 'black' about Maoist baloney?
You say that my festival's totally phony?
"Who cares if corn isn't an African crop?
Who cares if our harvest's a month or two off?
Who cares if Swahili's not our mother tongue?
A lie for The Cause never hurt anyone!
"Umoja! Ujima! Kujichagulia, too!
Collectivist crap never sounded so cool!
Those guilty white liberals -- easy to fool.
Your kids will now celebrate Kwanzaa in school!"
And we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight:
"Happy Kwanzaa to all, except if you're White!"
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THE NIGHT BEFORE BUSHMAS
AH! HERE WE GO!
'Twas the night before X-Mas at the ACLU
Not a person was merry, the trees were all blue ......
Edited by: nelson
Nelson,you're great. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas everyone,
Have a good day and enjoy yourselves with your families.
Great find Nelson!
Great Stuff Nelson ! Warms my Heart ! Merry Christmas !
Hey, why not. Happy Kwanzaa (sp?) too!
Best wishes at the putative anniversary of CHRIST'S NATIVITY to all of you, and thanks for your friendship and compatriotism throughout the year! let's get familial -- send me your Christmas letter if you cranked one out this year (POB 2368 Anderson SC 29622) and please join me in ushering many new people to this site and Discussion Forum in 2006. Edited by: nelson
Folks --look here! Ann Coulter has written a piece adding rich new fuel for the Kwanzaa flames. She still bows before the "anti-racist" shrine (stupidly pressing David Duke into service as a symbol of all "racism") and the neocon one, but wow, the things she does on the way . . . . provided this piece is factual of course. Is this something new, calling Karenga a former FBI tool?Am I off-base for expecting one would normally adduce proof or documentation for such a claim?
Got this gem via Southern Heritage News and Views email newsletter, which I can't recommend highly enough to y'all. Let's do get all the relevant facts together here about Ron Everett (to call "Maulana Karenga" by his real name) and his counterfeit holiday.
<H1>Kwanzaa: A Holiday From the FBI</H1>
President Bush's 2005 Kwanzaa message began with the patently absurd statement: "African-Americans and people around the world reflect on African heritage during Kwanzaa."
I believe more African-Americans spent this season reflecting on the birth of Christ than some phony non-Christian holiday invented a few decades ago by an FBI stooge. Kwanzaa is a holiday for white liberals, not blacks.
It is a fact that Kwanzaa was invented in 1966 by a black radical FBI stooge, Ron Karenga, aka Dr. Maulana Karenga. Karenga was a founder of United Slaves, a violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers and a dupe of the FBI.
In what was probably ultimately a foolish gamble, during the madness of the '60s the FBI encouraged the most extreme black nationalist organizations in order to discredit and split the left. The more preposterous the organization, the better. Karenga's United Slaves was perfect. In the annals of the American '60s, Karenga was the Father Gapon, stooge of the czarist police.
Despite modern perceptions that blend all the black activists of the '60s, the Black Panthers did not hate whites. They did not seek armed revolution. Those were the precepts of Karenga's United Slaves. United Slaves were proto-fascists, walking around in dashikis, gunning down Black Panthers and adopting invented "African" names. (That was a big help to the black community: How many boys named "Jamal" currently sit on death row?)
Whether Karenga was a willing dupe, or just a dupe, remains unclear. Curiously, in a 1995 interview with Ethnic NewsWatch, Karenga matter-of-factly explained that the forces out to get O.J. Simpson for the "framed" murder of two whites included: "the FBI, the CIA, the State Department, Interpol, the Chicago Police Department" and so on. Karenga should know about FBI infiltration. (He further noted that the evidence against O.J. "was not strong enough to prohibit or eliminate unreasonable doubt" -- an interesting standard of proof.)
In the category of the-gentleman-doth-protest-too-much, back in the '70s, Karenga was quick to criticize rumors that black radicals were government-supported. When Nigerian newspapers claimed that some American black radicals were CIA operatives, Karenga publicly denounced the idea, saying, "Africans must stop generalizing about the loyalties and motives of Afro-Americans, including the widespread suspicion of black Americans being CIA agents."
Now we know that the FBI fueled the bloody rivalry between the Panthers and United Slaves. In one barbarous outburst, Karenga's United Slaves shot to death Black Panthers Al "Bunchy" Carter and Deputy Minister John Huggins on the UCLA campus. Karenga himself served time, a useful stepping-stone for his current position as a black studies professor at California State University at Long Beach.
Kwanzaa itself is a lunatic blend of schmaltzy '60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. Indeed, the seven "principles" of Kwanzaa praise collectivism in every possible arena of life -- economics, work, personality, even litter removal. ("Kuumba: Everyone should strive to improve the community and make it more beautiful.") It takes a village to raise a police snitch.
When Karenga was asked to distinguish Kawaida, the philosophy underlying Kwanzaa, from "classical Marxism," he essentially explained that under Kawaida, we also hate whites. While taking the "best of early Chinese and Cuban socialism" -- which one assumes would exclude the forced abortions, imprisonment for homosexuals and forced labor -- Kawaida practitioners believe one's racial identity "determines life conditions, life chances and self-understanding." There's an inclusive philosophy for you...........
Edited by: nelson
Happy New Year Gentlemen
Hi John! Hello Gents! My Sentiments Exactly ... Happy New Year!
May 2006 be the "breakout year" for the ANU, the one where we pile on lots of new and dedicated members
The Ziggy comic is tepid and silly in appearance but quite often packs a wallop in its ideas. Just came across one somebody had xeroxed for redistribution and it'sanother bullseye -- he hears on TV news"A 5-year government study released today suggests that crime is caused by criminals!"
It's almost libertarian -- small L, high compliment. Here's the Ziggy archive: