Fun and funny stuff

[Nelson]

Here's a ready supply of belly laughs—CHINGLISH.


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070831/D8RBRP783.html


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...f/f0/Chinglish _restaurant_sign.JPG


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinglish


(cf Singlish, Manglish)

[Nelson]

It's neoconish and stars the disgusting Laura Ingraham, but it is funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRrIni6V7VM


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[Michael]

What’s in Chinese food?





http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm

[Nelson]

http://www.kerman94.com/mexicotourism.html


http://americancomedynetwork.com/animation.html?bit_id=31365


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[Nelson3]

In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.

The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The Cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.

Aren't you feeling stimulated?</font>

".....but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you."


I'd like that phrase to read:


".....but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person who just cut in line in front of you."


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Also, that term, (misnomered and hackneyed)word, "stimulus", is obviously a Jewish application of the word to mock the goyim, alluding to what the PTB are doing to the public, IMO.

This may not be haha funny, but still slightly amusing.


All this week, technicians have been all over an intersection about 3 miles from where I live. Various crews were placing the appropriate little marker flags indicating where there was a buried cable, buried gas line, buried water line, etc.


I saw them several times with their electronic locators. When they were done, there were lines of white flags, red flags yellow flags, green flags, etc. It was easy to see where a buried utility ran. All this for the construction of either a small strip mall or a large building for business. That's okay. It's necessary.


What is amusing is after all that work, one of the contractors, with his backhoe, still managed to cut a major AT&amp;T trunk line. So either the contractor was digging where he should not have been or the techs really didn't locate the buried cable.


So probably thousands were without a phone and other services today.


It took them (AT&amp;T)all day to put in a patch. I don't think they are done. The ends of the cable are still sticking out of the ground.


At least phone service is working again. But my already slow dial-up is now noticeably slower. Oh well.

I had no intention of following up on the above post.


But Popular Mechanics, in part run by a cousin of Comrade Chertoff, has this article out to scare the sheeple:


http://www.popularmechanics.com/tech...itary_law/4307 521.html


Maybe what the backhoe operator did was terrorism to the infrastructure?? LOL!


Actually, PM has become a disgusting shill for the NWO, starting with their whitewash of 9/11.

[Nelson3]

Isn't that sickening. What business does PM have messing with politics anyway!?!?

The fact that it's partly a Chertoff operation surely shows, if all else fails, the deep saturation of gews in the media.


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[Wicked Warren]

Actually "Jews" and "media" are synonymous. One cannot exist without the other. Edited by: Wicked Warren

[Nelson3]

<h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Pop-Up Pelosi Stands for Attention</h1>http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/flipflop.asp</span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Pop Goes the Weasel &amp; If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands: Nancy Pelosi</h1>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gup_Bb9Gcgk&amp;NR=1

(Dig her pea-green Chairman Mao pantsuit!)

Later -- per IHR.ORG!</span>
<br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Myths About Britain’s ‘Finest Hour’

Alexander Cockburn</font><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">There’s a myth now about the British
hanging together in those dark days [of 1939-1941]. “London can take
it,” Ed Murrow told America in his CBS broadcasts. Actually, morale was
appalling. Most people correctly had little confidence in the
competence of their government and thought Germany was going to win. In
the Channel Islands, which the Nazis did take over, the people greeted
them hospitably and turned in Jews with zest. </span>The British Ministry of
Information employed 10,000 people to read people’s mail
surreptitiously, intercepting about 200,000 letters a week, and
discovered that people were deeply pessimistic and thought Churchill
was “played out”</span></font>.............</span>

http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v21/v21n2p34_cockburn.html

What's it doing under fun and funny stuff, you ask?

Do you mean you don't fall down laughing when you read it?</span>[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

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[Nelson3]

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week, </span>which I quote: </span><br style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><br style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in </span>the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total </span>of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 </span>soldiers.</span><br style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><br style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">The firearm death rate in Washington, DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the </span>same period. That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be </span>shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strictest </span>gun control laws in the US , than you are in Iraq ..</span><br style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><br style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">Conclusion: The US should pull out of Washington, DC."</span><br style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"></span><br style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">-- Tony Tersch</span>

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS</span>
One day God went to the Arabs</span> and said,
'I have some Commandments for you
That will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the blacks and said, 'I have some
Commandments.'


The blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not
Interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have some Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have some commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have some Commandments
.'

'Commandments?'
They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

There, that should offend just about everybody.</font></font></font></font>

...................Notice on the back of my little 2.5x4" Korg metronome, beside the ominous CE stamp:
<b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">This device complies with part 15 of the FCC Rules. Operation is
subject to the following two conditions: (1) This device may not cause
harmful interference, and (2) this device must accept any interference
received, including interference that may cause undesired operation[/b].</span>

Count the implications! If ever you hear that an atom bomb has dropped out of a fedgov plane over upcountry SC, you'll know that /\/.\/\/. has had his last practice session but had no clue of it. [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

I didn't even know it counted as an RF device!
http://www.arrl.org/tis/info/part15.html

Later. </span>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_Island

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[Nelson3]

I just had dinner in the home of some A-1 compatriots -- a homeschooling family of 6. The father is totally hip on the gew subject, the mother getting there, the kids -- well, kids are wet cement, and that means whatever you put forth goes into the mix for good, right?

Sooo, I was as usual highlighting/decrying the gew aspects of this and that subject that came up, hoping it was (a) sinking in, and (b) not turning anybody off. As I was leaving I happened to notice they had a book by Al Franken on the shelf.

"Aha", I crowed, "case in point. Al Franken one of the most obnoxious of all of them."

I then randomly, yes randomly </span>opened it to a chapter whose first two words were "I'm Jewish</span>." What a finish![img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

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[Nelson3]

A star performer named "circus", and a lawyer named Slime-o-vitch.
<h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Jewish leader arrested for child porn</h1>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6hd5M0Rypg

Encore! Don't stop there!
<h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Jew goes ballistic on reporter over rabbi arrests</h1> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApLEh...;feature=relat ed

Community community community community community. Say it 5 times in a row -- makes you sound smart and compassionate!

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[Michael]

An article entitled "Computers are racist"

Evil white and Chinese make them "too hard to use", in order to keep the black man down.

http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/...ds/2009/08/13/ computers-are-racist/

[Nelson3]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. </span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;">The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?' </span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;">'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.' </span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;">The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?' </span><br style="font-weight: bold;"><br style="font-weight: bold;">'About a gallon'</span>

Later: </font>the rapier wit of the retired DC Times editor!!!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...8/pruden-a-cru cial-week-for-obamas-teleprompter/
<h1 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">PRUDEN: A crucial week for Obama's teleprompter</h1>


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[DixieDestroyer]

This is hilarious, yet another example of the many "useful idiots" on "Crapitol sHill"...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

[Nelson3]

<br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, severely injured and unconscious. </span><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. </span><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited hooker!</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."</span></font>

[Nelson3]

Is Pat Robertson a "racist"???</span> According to him, Haiti's troubles all began when they kicked the white folks out![img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/785.html


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<br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><h2 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Floor collapses at Weight Watchers clinic</h2>
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Date: January 14th, 2010</div>

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Sweden - The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Vaxjo </span>in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the weight-loss programme. The Weight Watchers participants had gathered in the group’s facilities to see how much weight they had lost. </span>As it turned out, however, people’s weight was not the only thing to fall. </span>“We
suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and
everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the
room and along the walls,” one of the participants told the
Smålandsposten newspaper. More…</span></span>
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[DixieDestroyer]

A funny parody on the (fallacious) "melting pot"....

http://www.wntube.net/play.php?vid=2698